Things were not going well for President T-Rex. Pangaea was united against his "eat the enemy" foreign policy. He was still reelected.
The four horsemen descended upon the world. They got mugged in South Africa and ignored in New York.
"Fuck this."
They left.
"Mr. Jones," said the doctor," I'm afraid you have cancer."
Jones moaned in despair.
"Just kidding!"
Jones sighed in relief.
"It's AIDS."
"If I believe in myself, I can do anything!"
Self-confidence alone cannot counter the theory of gravity.
Her death was ruled suicide.
The lights went out. A gun went off. A woman screamed. Lights returned. Everyone was fine. The nig